if i were a ghost, i'd be kind of a prude

I put my pet ghost in the washing machine today, because the bottom of his sheet was all dirty from dragging it around like Linus with a blanket. When the wash was done, I pulled the sheet out, but Marley was not underneath it like usual -- it was all limp, not Pac-man-style round and floating.

I'm not sure which is worse -- the thought that I may have washed Marley down the drain, or the thought of a naked ghost sneaking around my apartment.



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