99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Let me give you some advice: don't ever put a ghost in a washing machine. They tend to go missing-sock on you for a week or two, and then they come back, only for some reason they owe money to the Mob. That's right, I just received a visit from a man with an aluminum bat who really hates kneecaps. No worries -- mine are still there, but they've suffered some emotional trauma.

It looks like Oedipus is going to have to put his guard dog skills to use -- this is a big step up from all the ham hocks carved into busts of John Wayne Gacy that we've been practicing on.

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