behold, i stand at the door and mock

If Jesus came to visit, would it be wrong to serve him bread and wine? I don't have anything else. I kinda need a quick answer -- he already rang the bell twice, and now he's pounding the door and pretending to be from some collection agency so that I'll let him in.

My refrigerator is completely empty, and I don't want to be a bad host... Oh screw it -- I just hope he doesn't believe in transubstantiation.



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