unlike women, babies don't call them "fat pants"

I really think there needs to be a designer clothing line for infants -- it would be called Gucci Goo, and you'd basically just need to sell to Britney Spears and Katie Holmes to be profitable. Plus, babies would outgrow their threads so fast, you could probably sell them the next size up before they left the store.

I wish I was president of fashion. And that babies had money and understood puns.

dls