bashing the jews, of course

Quick, I need a review of Mel Gibson's Apocalypto in five words or less. Oh wait: "Worst Blue Man Group... Ever."

Here is a good sign that you might need to look up "plausible" in the dictionary before handing in that final draft of your screenplay -- your main character needs a solar eclipse, random jaguar attack, and the perfectly timed arrival of the Spanish to the New World to make it to the end of the movie.

Mr. Gibson, stick to what you are good at.

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