stupid clowns

I saw a guy get hit by a car in the middle of the street today. I mean, he really got hit hard, like in movies where you think to yourself, "Wow, I wonder how they switched in the stunt dummy for that scene?" Anyway, all these people were just pointing and laughing, and I was all horrified, so I ran to the middle of the street yelling at the people who were still laughing for being such assholes, but then I looked down and realized it wasn't a man, but a clown. I felt really embarrassed for caring about a clown, so I said really loudly, "Oh, it's just a clown," and I walked away like I was leaving him for dead. I don't know if people believed me though.

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