basically, i want a briefcase car that flies

Have you ever had one of those days where you just feel like nothing seems real? I woke up today, but it feels like I just *dreamed* about waking up, and this is me having a boring dream about a slightly bizarro version of my life. I keep looking down to make sure I'm not naked in public, and looking up to make sure the audience is not naked, and at my hands to make sure I'm not holding a speech I'm supposed to give. Also, there should be no audience, since I work in an office.

It will be good to just get home and forget this weird day. I have been working on an awesome trick with Oedipus, my Great-Dane-Chihuahua mix -- when I shout "Wilma!", he says "Rye Ruv Roo Rorge!" I'm hoping to get a Hanna-Barbera sponsorship out of this one, but I'd settle for a robot maid. Or a regular maid.



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