niche cage

I just rented Lord of War recently, so I can give you a brief synopsis: Nicholas Cage beats a horse-corpse for two hours. Lord of War is such a shit movie, I feel bad for shit. It is more preachy than Al Sharpton addressing a room full of men who stole candy from babies. For fuck's sake, we know guns are bad.

The worst is that Cage has been typecast as a neurotic loser with an interesting job. Matchstick Men? Adaptation? Weatherman? Today's forecast calls for scattered screenplays and plots that improbably escalate into violence and/or recreational drug use.



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