bagels are like anti-depressants

Have you ever suddenly had a craving for a cheddar cheese bagel? I mean, a craving that comes upon you so holey-spirit-like that you rise up and shake off the doldrums stuck all over your shirt? A literal thirst for bagels that makes you cry, because bagel juice has not been invented, and only it's sweet tang could ever slake your desire? This is a long way of saying that today, I really wanted a bagel for lunch, so I put on some underwear, walked down the street, and bought one.

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