teaching a new dog an old trick

I was watching Blue Crush (for the articles, I swear), when I got the best idea ever! A dog that barks on command! It is like having a talking parrot that only learned to say one word, but who mispronounces it so it is completely unintelligible. Anyway, Oedipus now barks whenever anybody says "holla at me dog!" Even my roommate agrees that this is pretty much the funniest thing ever. Plus, we will quickly be alerted to Beenie Man break-ins.

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