vampires should not be treated by dr. van helsing

I just convinced my vampire roommate that he may actually want to visit a doctor for advice on whether or not he can die from AIDS, and who gets assigned to him? Doctor Leopold van Helsing. That is like being really afraid of clowns, and then your mom starts dating a guy with a rainbow-colored afro. We'll try again later.

Also, Oedipus is looking sluggish. Perhaps I'm not feeding him enough sugar?



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