peter jackson makes me hate monkeys

King Kong blows. Let me elaborate: Three hours. Jack Black. Kill me now.

Peter Jackson is the most overrated director since M. Night Shamalantana. It's like he won't rest until he's found a way to make me groan continuously throughout the movie. Overly-dramatic dialogue? More strings than the Boston Symphony Orchestra playing Cat's Cradle? Main characters who put themselves in incredible danger for completely unbelievable reasons? THREE FUCKING HOURS? I wasn't watching a remake of a classic story about hot monkey-love, I was watching a Lord of the Rings sequel.

One day, when I meet Peter Jackson in hell, I'm going to demand my money back.



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