a hot dog p.s.a.

Philippe inspired me to make a list. Please don't try this at home.

You cannot cook a hot dog :

- By giving it cigarette burns.
- By leaving it in the tailpipe of your car.
- With a tanning booth.
- With a magnifying glass.
- By holding it in front of an angry dragon.
- By slingshotting it into the sun.
- With acidic Alien blood.

Please be aware. Better safe than sorry.

dls