not a good day to be a dick

Well, I thought the second amendment had already faced it's darkest hour: Dick Cheney as Elmer Fudd. I was wrong. Latest studies show that while Cheerios are good for your heart, shotgun pellets are like tiny, injectable bacon bits. This has now become the funniest shooting-your-friend-in-the-face incident since sliced bread. I live with an HIV-positive vampire and a guard dog raised on a diet of ankles, and we don't have accidents like this. Of course, I found out the reason Cheney pulled the trigger without thinking -- check out poor Harry's driver's license picture:

Dick just gets a little twitchy around his black friends.



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