i am a genius

I have invented a new tasty food: the Donut McMuffin. It is basically bacon and egg on a donut, which I invented because I thought we had bagels, but when I was finished cooking my eggs and bacon, I realized all I had was a glazed donut. Still, it was pretty good, kind of like when you pour syrup on your pancakes, but it gets all over your sausages and hash browns, and you eat it anyway, because it really does taste awesome. That is how I would summerize my Donut McMuffin -- like a breakfast that accidently got covered in donut-flavored syrup.



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